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6 of 18"I had a C-section and was pretty out of it. When they held up my daughter and said 'here's your baby! I responded: 'That's not mine, I've never seen it before in my life. Take it to lost and found.'"
"I had a C-section and was pretty out of it. When they held up my daughter and said 'here's your baby! I responded: 'That's not mine, I've never seen it before in my life. Take it to lost and found
7 of 18"Not exactly during labor but right after: I had a very bad tear during natural childbirth which meant lots of stitches. Add to that it was training day for one of the med students and it was taking a long time... A really long time."Finally I look down between my knees and ask: 'What the hell? Are you guys weaving a friendship bracelet down there?!'"Both doctors, the intern, and the med student burst out laughing so hard they had to stop working. Apparently there was some issue with how the intern was stitching me up & things had gotten tense. This lightened the mood quite a bit."
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8 of 18"When my brother was born, they had to use forceps to get him out. My mom saw them and screamed 'THOSE ARE SALAD TONGS! YOU ARE NOT PUTTING ANY GODDAMN KITCHENWARE IN THERE!'"
"When my brother was born, they had to use forceps to get him out
9 of 18"I was delirious so I don't remember much (hyperventilating because I thought something was wrong. Pain was much more intense than my first two)."I get to the hospital at 11:15, have my son at 11:24. After everything is calmed down the nurses start giggling. Apparently I had yelled at them to 'TAKE OFF MY PANTS AND LOOK UP MY C**T YOU D***HOLES'."
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10 of 18"The dad looks at the baby, see 10 fingers and 10 toes and one penis. Now he'd been told that he's having a daughter for the past 6 months and sees a penis and the first thing he screams is 'OH MY GOD! MY DAUGHTER HAS A PENIS!'"
"The dad looks at the baby, see 10 fingers and 10 toes and one penis
11 of 18"Right after my son was born via c-section, I was still higher than a hippie at Woodstock from the drugs they gave me. They handed me my beautiful newborn son and the first words out of my mouth were, 'Oh my God, his scrotum is HUGE!' Then I laughed hysterically."To be fair, it really was."
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12 of 18"IT'S COMING OUT MY BUTT!!!"
"IT'S COMING OUT MY BUTT!!!"
13 of 18“When I was born, my dad didn’t know that babies are usually born face down, and as I was coming out he screams: ‘OH MY GOD SHE DOESN’T HAVE A FACE!’”
“When I was born, my dad didn’t know that babies are usually born face down, and as I was coming out he screams: ‘OH MY GOD SHE DOESN’T HAVE A FACE!’”
14 of 18"When my sister was in labor, she was screaming and our mom was trying to be comforting: 'It'll be OK. Take some deep breaths. It'll be over soon.'"Then my sister looks up at our mom and says 'You have no idea what this is like.'"
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15 of 18"A friends mom is a nurse. Nurse: 'Have you seen the mucus plug?' Woman in labour: 'Yeah, that moron went out to have a cigarette!'"
"A friends mom is a nurse
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