Celebrity Big Brother 2018 has kicked off, and the burning question is - which contestant is going to be the most annoying? Here's our ranking...
Living with other people is hell. Even if it’s someone you like – or thought you liked – sharing a space will inevitably make you hate each other. It is basically a law of nature.
Putting a dozen or so celebrities in a house together is nothing short of abuse – and we love it. Watching the house every day is going to feel like we’re living through it with them, so we’re bound to start getting annoyed soon.
As we write this it’s only a day in, so a lot of this is based on little to no evidence, but when have we ever been wrong before?
Here's who we reckon we're gonna start hating first...
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1) Ann Widdecombe
Ann's going to be a handful. Dropping a big old spoiler in her VT in the first few seconds of her being introduced onto the show will set the tone for Ann's future in the CBB house. Her history of political voting and strongly-held views are bound to polarise housemates and viewers alike, and we don't see Ann holding her tongue any time soon. She is going to kick off when someone tells her that her world view is outdated - because, let's face it, her worldview is just that bit outdated.
2) Malika Haqq
She's already cried and name checked a Kardashian, so to be really honest it's going to be an uphill task for Malika to recover enough to make it down our annoying chart. She's also been far too honest in saying that she was looking forward to winning. That is not the British way, Malika.
3) Rachel Johnson
It's been a big year in entertainment for the Johnson's. Stanley was down under in I'm a Celebrity, Rachel is going into the Celebrity Big Brother house, and of course, Boris stars in that long-running pantomime with Theresa May. We imagine Rachel will fall somewhere in the middle of the Johnson scale – not as lovely and chilled out as her pops Stanley, but not as annoying as her big bro Boris (after all, that would be would be quite a feat).
4) India Willoughby
India Willoughby feels like a bit of an unknown quantity and as such, we reckon India could go either way. Although we don't think she'll be at the forefront of the controversy - and as a result won't really get on our nerves too much - we reckon she'll definitely stand up for herself if pushed.
5) Jess Impiazzi
Jess is motivated and won't let any of the other housemates stand in her way. She's already won immunity, so whether we like it or not we're stuck with her for the time being. Having thought long and hard about it, we reckon Jess will be a fun housemate... as long as people stay on her good side. Just don't push her, because that's not a fight we see anyone winning.
6) Ashley James
We're feeling pretty optimistic about our chances of liking Ashley James. Not only has she been on Made In Chelsea (so knows how the whole reality TV thing works), but she's a huge CBB fan so hopefully won't fall for any of Big Brother's naughty tricks. Don't let us down, Ash!
7) Amanda Barrie
Amanda is going to be fun. Fact. She's the oldest housemate in this year's CBB house, but her sharp mind and quick wit is going to keep us entertained. Fine she's had a cry already, but so would you if you were going into a notorious nut-house at 82!
8) Maggie Oliver
A hero police officer who wants to mother the group and have a laugh, how could we ever possibly hate Maggie? As far as we're concerned, Maggie can do no wrong, and we will love and cherish her until she ultimately, and deservedly, wins the series. It doesn't even matter that she's not a celebrity. In fact, that only makes us love her more.
Are we wrong? Is Ann actually going to be alright? Is Maggie going to really get on everyone's nerves? Let us know over on Facebook and Twitter.
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