Beauty School Cop Outs is the great lost reality TV show of our time. Other than Desperate Scousewives, obvs.
It was cruelly culled after just one series but brought us national treasure Scarlett Moffat and, erm, Jeremy McConnell , in its short run.
But what happened to the cast when the cameras stopped rolling? Find out.
Beauty School Cop Outs: what happened next?
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1 of 14Scarlett Moffatt Beauty School Cop Outs
Scarlett shared a smooch with Jeremy McConnell on the show (shudder) but was later mocked for being the 'worst looking girl' there. But who's laughing now?
2 of 14Scarlett Moffatt now
It's Scarlett who went on to great things in Gogglebox, won I'm a Celebrity and stole even more hearts with Saturday Night Takeaway.
3 of 14Jeremy McConnell Beauty School Cop Outs
Jeremy was quite a hit with the ladies on Beauty School Cop Outs. Surprise!
4 of 14Jeremy McConnell now
Jezza went on to Celebrity Big Brother where he started a toxic relationship with Stephanie Davis. The couple have a child together but are no longer a couple.
5 of 14Savannah Kemplay Beauty School Cop Outs
Savannah was one of the ladies to fall for Jeremy's dubious charms.
6 of 14Savannah Kemplay now
Savannah went on to appear in Ex On The Beach series seven, the Marty McKenna one. We can't remember a single thing she did, soz.
7 of 14Calvin Lunt Beauty School Cop Outs
One of our Cop Out faves, Calvin would often drag it up for work and playtime.
8 of 14Calvin Lunt now
Calvin now works as a meditation and wellness coach
9 of 14Daniel Jarrousse Beauty School Cop Outs
Daniel cut his own time short in the Cop Outs' house - he left due to feeling lonely, poor lamb.
10 of 14Daniel Jarrousse now
Dan's now a serious beefcake. Lordy.
11 of 14Tara Omidi Beauty School Cop Outs
Tara Omidi was a cast member of Beauty School Cop Outs. Yeah, we can't remember anything at all about her time on the show. Can you?
12 of 14Tara Omidi now
Tara's now an actor and has appeared in Little Red Riding Hood, the pantomime, playing the Wolf.
13 of 14Sacha Jones Beauty School Cop Outs
Sacha spent a lot of time talking about her pussy. Like, a LOT of time. She also snogged Jeremy McConnell but, frankly, who didn't?
14 of 14Sacha Jones
Sacha was crowned Miss Birmingham 2018. She's also a make up artist and still loves pussies.
So, only one of the Beauty School Cop Out lot actually became beauticians then? We're actually surprised the number is that high.
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This article first appeared on Closer on 9 August 2018.
Georgina Terry is group editor of heat and Closer online and obsessed with 'scripted reality' TV, even the rubbish ones. ESPECIALLY the rubbish ones.