Danny Dyer is currently on our telly-boxes four nights a week, thanks to his role as the loveable Mick Carter in EastEnders.
But wouldn't he be a good superhero?
Yup, Comedy Central have given Peter Parker's Spider-Man a makeover - and carefully edited the new Avengers trailer to show us what would happen if Danny Dyer slipped into that red-and-blue skintight onesie.
Joining Captain America, Black Widow, Hulk, Iron Man and the gang, Danny as the web-slinging superhero is, quite possibly, the best thing we've ever seen.
Ever.
Look out melts, Spidey's coming to deliver his own personal brand of justice... presumably in the form of a swift headbutt.
Is it bad that we really want this to be a real thing?
Sadly Marvel's Avengers will be hitting cinemas this April WITHOUT Danny Dyer - but we might still go along and give it a watch.
And you never know your luck - maybe they'll wind up inviting the real-life Mick Carter to join the franchise for the next big movie outing.
After all, there's got to be at least ONE geezer with superpowers in the comic book universe…
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