So all your friends are heading to Glastonbury this weekend, which is great news because they're all like this:
** And like this:**
But you're sitting at home like this:
Well, STOP RIGHT THERE.
It doesn't have to be this way. Let's remind ourselves of the guaranteed misery that those heading to any music festival will suffer...
First of all, there's pitching a tent:
And lets face it, the instructions NEVER MAKE SENSE
Then there's the first dreaded trip to the portaloos aka The Box Of Shame
Even just walking past the toilets makes you need to vom:
But like it or not, after a few days camping in a field you're not going to be smelling so fresh either...
But festivals are all about the music, right? Time for checking out your favourite bands...
**Along with every tall person in the country who have all decide to stand directly infront of you.
**
But wait, what about all the cool people you'll meet.
Yeh, think about all your new festival friends!
And let's face it, this is Britain. It is going to rain.
Oh, but you do though...
Then some clever festival fan will inevitably decide to do this...
And this:
Eventually, all that nature will become too much:
Time to leave:
Bet you're okay! You're glad you stayed at home in your nice warm, comfy bed!
And enjoyed Glastonbury on the telly:
Just don't be too smug about it, folks!