So you're planning on commuting to work?
Yup, what he said. Here's why…
You have to wake up at the crack of dawn to start your journey
'Did I hit the snooze button six times or only five?'
We don't know - but do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!
If you attempt to feed yourself breakfast (who has the time?!), something like this happens:
Whoever knew porridge was such a good pillow, eh?
Until you get coffee, that is. Then you're slightly more ready to face the world.
Mmmm, coffee. You truly are the nectar of the GODS!
You skip outside… only to be faced with weather. The worst weather.
Yeah, this'll be fun.
Planning on driving? Always expect the worst traffic ever.
You ain't moving, kid. May as well set up a tiny travelling house in your car.
Fancy taking the bus? That'll be fun, yeah - totally do that!
LOL, we lied. Buses are the worst.
Except for trains, actually. Trains are the worst.
I mean, really? They're late, they're overcrowded, and they're basically metal tubes of hell. Avoid.
Even walking is risky.
Who knew there could be traffic for pedestrians?
Because, essentially, the rest of the world doesn't GET that you need to be at work - like, ten minutes ago.
COULD YOU MOVE ANY SLOWER, GENERAL PUBLIC?!
If only you had your own private jet or something.
Exactly, Lord Disick. Exactly.
**But you don't. And you've just realised you're running late. **
Yup, just like that - only less cute.
It's time to decide whether you're going to… a) get a wriggle on and knock everyone down who gets in your way, like this:
Seriously though, move.
B) Phone your boss and tell them you're not going to be in for 9am:
Yeah, they may very well think you're lying. They don't understand the perils of your commute.
Or c) Panic
This one's always fun. Try and blend it with the other two options whenever you can.
Either way, it's going to be emotional. Because you probably won't have time to pick up a croissant on your way in now.
WEEP!
Next time, just admit defeat before you even begin.
At least that way you can get an extra few minutes of sleep, eh?
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