Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas Is You has somehow slipped onto repeat…
It’s a classic. Okay?
You've already discussed with the relevant people what's going down for Christmas lunch
Where are we going? Who are we eating with? WE HAVE TO KNOW NOW!
You're the ONLY person complaining that it's "too warm for November"
Can someone remind Mother Nature it’s supposed to be cold now, please?
People are talking about starting their Christmas shopping, you've already finished
I finished that last December, duh!
You're speculating heavily about the EastEnders Christmas Day special to anyone who will listen
Who will die? Who will cry? We just can’t wait for the misery.
You've already watched Love Actually at least twice this week
Love actually is all around, you know.
You put your Christmas tree up last week
They’re judging because they’re jealous of your Santa’s grotto. Fact.
You’ve been praying for snow for months
WE JUST WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN!
And think nothing of having Christmas pudding as dessert already
Why is it only acceptable in December, anyway?
When you're not listening to Mariah, it's this man
Even the Buble thinks it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Your work friends are getting increasingly agitated with your premature festive cheer
So you’re THIS close to being fired. IT’S CHRISTMAS!
The Christmas jumper has already found it's way out of the wardrobe
It’s cute and it has a reindeer on it. We will not be judged.
You're annoying everyone on your social media outlets with your constant countdown
Twice daily reminders aren’t too much, right?
But you don’t care and will continue to get your Christmas sass on until the big day arrives.
