Forget about the fact that Martin Fowler has got a brand-new face; he’s also got a big fat secret.
And it’s about to be exposed by none other than Alfie Moon.
Yup, Martin (James Bye) might have been busily hitting on Stacey Branning at every single opportunity, but he’s also been doing Ian and Jane Beale a big favour whilst they’re away on honeymoon by keeping an eye on Cindy Williams.
However, with the Beales back, Martin no longer has a welcome distraction from his own personal problems.
It’s not long before Alfie (Shane Richie) winds up overhearing a VERY revealing phone conversation… and quickly realises something is amiss with Sonia’s estranged husband.
Cue him and Donna Yates teaming up to come to Martin’s rescue - but what has he been hiding these recent weeks?
One thing’s for sure, it’s certainly left him feeling uncharacteristically cruel.
Next week’s episodes will even see him succumbing to a moment of utter spite and telling his (newly goth) daughter Rebecca about Sonia’s on-off relationship with Tina Carter.
Cue Rebecca losing her temper and angrily confronting Natalie Cassidy’s character with what she knows… putting Sonia in a position where she has to choose between Tina and her own daughter.
We wonder who she will choose?
EastEnders airs these scenes next week on BBC One.