On Friday night Alicia was evicted, I'm sure it wasn't really a shock to anyone so there isn't much to say about it. I have to give her credit for the fact that she went in there with a tarnished character and has done herself and her daughters proud.
Yes, she made some 'stupid' remarks but she seems to have even won over Katie Hopkins with what I can only call the 'Joey Essex Effect' – if you could bottle that it would make millions!
She left to boos from the crowd, which I think was a little bit harsh and she looked surprised by it… but let's be honest she constantly looked surprised, it is her permanent expression!
As per usual, Perez really angered me. This time stripping down to his tiny pants just before the eviction took place. He then proceeded to writhe around and grind in his pants in a sexual manner, which lasted the duration of Alicia's eviction interview with Emma.
It was playing on screens behind Alicia, so even when it should have been all about her, Perez still had to try and steal the limelight. What a selfish w*nker.
I think that some of the housemate are slowly turning against Katie Price. There has been some sniping behind her back, and even the sexually experienced Calum Best has found some of her comments too lewd.
Whilst I am really enjoying hearing about her exes, we must only be seeing a seriously edited version so for Michelle Visage to tell her enough is enough… she must be boring them to tears!
I love Michelle but it isn't her place to tell people what they can and can't talk about. I think the public love hearing Katie's relationship revelations, even if the other housemates don't!
On Friday night we saw things continue to heat up between Calum and Cami Li. I think there's a lot we haven't been shown from these two, thanks to Perez hogging the screen time, but I suspect that if he left the lead storyline would become Calum and Cami Li's relationship.
Clearly Perez knows this and is worried about it as he talked behind their backs and tried to make sure everyone knows that Cami Li has a boyfriend on the outside.
Luckily for Cami Li she has already owned up to this, but said it's a very new relationship and that she can do what she wants. So sorry Perez, you didn't crack out a piece of exclusive gossip there!
Cami does have a tendency to fly off the handle, but I like that about her – we need to see more of her!
I'm really quite worried about Patsy Kensit as she is becoming a nervous wreck in the house. Everything is upsetting her, everything is getting on top of her and she doesn't seem to be coping at all.
She is nothing like I thought she would be: she was married to Liam Gallagher! I thought she would be a super tough rock chick, but she's nothing like that at all – she's probably the least rock n' roll person ever.
I hope she can pull herself together as she's a nice housemate but she really seems to be struggling.
Finally I have to touch on Katie Price again. She admitted that Dane Bowers was the love of her life and Peter Andre never was. What a shocker! Watching this series must be a nightmare for her exes and their new partners!
I loved how she explained the life lessons that she learned from her relationship with Dane. Some may think it's made her too hard, but I for one understand exactly how she feels.
She cried in the diary room and I was so shocked to see this as she is such a strong character. I mean, I hate to agree with Nadia the dictator, but she pointed out how strong Katie is and she is right.
However, on reflection I can totally understand why she broke down. When you have been betrayed by someone you love, it is not easy to get over. She has been betrayed by 3 people who she loved so it must be eating her up inside and she is doing an amazing job of keeping her head held high.
I have to finish off with Cami's probiotic vagina admission! She insists on showering every night as she likes to go to bed clean and with a fresh minnie. in her own words she said "I don't want to go to bed with a stinky vagina!"
The housemates looked baffled and one asked if she had a smelly vagina to which Cami informed them all that she takes probiotics to keep her vagina fresh. Got to love Cami's gynaecological advice.
When Kav suggested that Cami's lady parts must be like a delicate flower, Katie H dropped in that her own is more like a 'battered daffodil'. She might take the piss out of other people, but at least she can take the piss out of herself too!
Anyway, I'm off to water my water my daffodil ;)"