Ok, not quite - but at least they laughed. And, although I've been waiting on this, to be honest this was the most boring episode so far.
I guess I just like the arguments!
I hate to say I told you so, but what did I say about Cami Li and Calum Best having chemistry? They flirted up a storm last night and looked super hot together while doing so.
Katie Price did her best to matchmake the pair - and both of the tattooed sex pots finally admitted they liked each other. Cami even went so far as to say Calum was trying to "penetrate her”.
Thank god Perez or Nadia didn't hear this – all hell would have broken loose…
Housemates woke up in the morning to find all food had been removed from the house. In order to win back their luxury food budget, they had to play at being cadets for the duration of the task, answering to Katie Hopkins as 'Red Pigeon'.
Well, at least we got to see the gang finally having fun!
I loved it when the all the housemates (except Michelle and Katie P) had funnels on their heads and had to pass awful stuff from one funnel to the next.
Ugh, all that food waste - it had me gagging at my TV!
Cami Li made me laugh when she started screaming, but I definitely laughed harder at Katie P and Michelle sitting on the bench nearby, trying to encourage the others but, instead, laughing hysterically. I like this friendship.
The task where the housemates had to give each other advice could have gone wrong, but we actually saw Nadia extending an olive branch to Katie H and Cami li saying that the house makes her drink too much ( I hear you Cami).
Patsy got defensive when Keith said she apologises to much and, most shockingly of all, Katie P was so nice to Katie Hopkins that Katie H actually CRIED. This house really is full of surprises!
Alicia didn't take too fondly to being up for nomination and was fuming with Calum, saying he was two faced. What is wrong with these girls? Nomination is part of the game.
Patsy also baffled me – she nominated Nadia for eviction, but, when Nadia’s name was called out, Pasty sympathetically rubbed her arm looking like someone had just killed her cat. YOU voted for her, Patsy!
Anyway, because of Alexander walking, no one goes tonight… but there is a live twist. I really hope it's a good one. And, after the longest day ever, I’m pouring a glass of wine, chilling and waiting to see if rumours are true.
What do you mean, what rumours? Jeremy Kyle is supposed to be entering the house to sort this lot out – although, to be honest, the presence of the Pricey seems to be doing the trick just fine.