Closer’s CBB columnist Nicola McLean: ‘Calum Best doesn’t kiss and tell – maybe he can educate Alicia Douvall?’

When Celebrity Big Brother is on it takes over my life, so it's fair to say I spent yesterday excited for 9pm.

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Mostly so that I could see if the wicked witch (Katie Hopkins) could keep up the nice girl act and to be honest, I was hoping that she couldn’t…

I loved Alicia Douvall, Michelle Visage and Katie bonding in the bathroom, chatting about model Alicia’s plastic surgery disasters. Alicia seems like a fish out of water, she has no expression and seems bored when she talks. I'm bored when she talks, too.

Michelle on the other hand I love, she just seems fab I could watch her all day! The Ru Paul’s Drag Race judge made me laugh when said to Alicia: “What doctor would do that to you, that’s criminal!”

Nicola hopes Katie doesn't keep up her nice act for too long
Nicola hopes Katie doesn't keep up her nice act for too long

Katie did a good job of looking sympathetic, fooling Michelle who seemed shocked and asked “Does Katie Hopkins actually have a heart?” Under Big Brother’s orders Hopkins replied, ‘I don’t know, maybe, somewhere…’

I'm really hoping Katie doesn't have a heart and we are going to see her behave in the way she does in the diary room. As soon as she left the cosy girl chat, her sharp tongue told Big Bro exactly what she thought about her housemates.

Perez Hilton, Cami Li and Chloe are top on her list for a bashing. I'm liking Katie's list, I have a list in life too, and trust me it's not a nice list to be on!

I was shocked to hear Chloe say she was single, as last time I saw her she was very much in love with her boyfriend. I feel sorry for her if it was a very recent break up as the house is a very difficult place to be when you are suffering from heartbreak. Believe me, I know. We might see some interesting behaviour from her!

Alicia openly discussed her multiple plastic surgery procedures

This house seems to have a lot of talk about addiction. I was shocked to hear about Keith and his two bottles of whiskey a day, no wonder he was always hyper on TV, he must have been drunk.

Perez shared his concern about the handsome Jeremy drinking, and then we have Kavana. We should maybe change the name to Celeb Rehab! Perez seems lovely, but he does also seem to be interviewing everyone.

Is it because he has a genuine interest in their lives, or is he looking to write a tell all book, or bag himself a chat show when he leaves the house? We will have to wait and see!

The reformed party animal Calum Best, who is still on his best behaviour, seems to be more than a just pretty face after being quizzed on Lindsay Lohan.

Nicola was impressed with Calum handling questions about Lindsay like a gentleman

He did the gentlemanly thing and didn't kiss and tell (maybe he could educate Alicia on how to do the same?) but said it was "a mad time”.

He then turned detective, working out Katie's game and suggesting, "She's been hired to be this villain”. Oh Calum don't blow her cover please! I don't want Katie to be up for eviction - she has so much more to give!

Cami Li shocked housemates when talking about her ex Kirk norcross' manhood. She doesn't hold back does she? I think Cami will be great entertainment, she is like marmite but you need people like that in the house.

She let loose in the diary room about Perez and I predict in a few more days and she will be involved in the house's first argument. I also predict her and Calum will get it on – they really suit one another. Just wait for their sexual chemistry to develop!

I can't wait to watch tonight! X

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