1) Rugrats: Grandpa watches porn!
This show may have been about adorable little babies and their mischievous antics, but it seems as if the writers sneaked in a few ADULT moments too.
Like this one, for example:
Grandpa Lou has a bit of a thaaaang for lonely space vixens, it seems.
2) Ren And Stimpy: Sawing wood
This one speaks for itself, really:
We just… we just can’t.
3) Spongebob Squarepants: An appetite for wieners
This one’s not TOO bad - it’s just going to tickle those of us with dirty minds.
Check it out:
Anyone else a little unsure about having Mr Krabs’s wiener blow up in their face?
We thought as much.
4) Animaniacs: Fingering Prince
Wait, what?
That was way dirtier than we remember it being at the time…
5) Hey Arnold: THAT oral sex scene!
Hey, Arnold - did you notice what was going on in the window behind you?
Yup, while Arnie and Helga were chatting innocently outside, there was something pretty damned explicit going on behind them.
The eagle-eyed viewer who spotted this not-suitable-for-children moment commented: “Eating a** in the cartoon smh.”
That translates to ‘oral sex’, just in case you were wondering.
Yikes!
6) The Powerpuff Girls: Are those condoms?
The Powerpuff Girls used to be packed full of jokes about unwanted pregnancy and ‘mistake’ babies, so it makes sense that they’re keen for the professor to practise safe sex.
No, seriously.
Did you see Buttercup shoving something into his pocket at 0.45?
“You’ll need some of these!” she trills happily.
So what were they?
Well, everyone’s pretty sure they were condoms… but you can choose to believe what you want.
Except you can’t really, because they were BLATANTLY condoms!
7) Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob gets caught watching porn
And not just any porn, either - it’s anemone porn.
Too bad Gary slithered in just when things were getting good, eh?
8) Batman, The Animated Series: Joker tries some of Harley’s pie
She gave everyone the night of, she covered herself in pudding, and she pleaded with him to try some of her pie?
We guess it IS their anniversary, after all…
9) Rocko’s Modern Life: The sex hotline
He’s a speciality phone operator, sure, but there’s more to it than we realised at the time…
It’s a HOT line, for starters. And the top tips for being a great one-on-one operator?
Be hot, be naughty, and be couteous.
Hmm.
10) Ed, Edd n Eddy: Those adult magazines
C’mon, they’re hiding under the bed AND they’re reading magazines titled ‘Jiggy Jiggy’.
Throw in the sweat on their brow, and their cheeky grins, and you have a recipe for cartoon land’s version of Playboy.
11) The Magic School Bus: That VERY fishy moment…
We loved The Magic School Bus - it was just so… well, so MAGICAL.
Except for this bit, of course:
Yup, that salmon just ejaculated all over them, didn’t it?
Gross.
12) Tom & Jerry: This unfortunate frosting moment
It seems pretty cute at first; Jerry is happily licking at some frosting, before he gets it squirted all over him.
But now, as adults, things feel a little… well, they feel a little off.
Check it out:
Hmm… we’re a tad suspicious of what’s actually going down.
Anyone else?
13) The Powerpuff Girls: Let me help you with that…
All Sedusa (ha!) is doing is sharpening the mayor’s pencil, right?
THEN WHY DOES IT FEEL SO WRONG? RIDDLE US THAT!!!
14) Donald Duck: What’s the story, morning glory?
This one speaks for itself:
What ya doing, Donald?
15) Transformers: The crane
Did they really NEED a crane?
DID THEY?!?!
16) Spongebob Squarepants: The special balloons
What kind of balloons do you find under the sea, eh?
We have a sneaky suspicion…
Condoms, yeah.
Nice.
17) The Powerpuff Girls: I was an accident
We know that the Professor made the girls in his lab by accident, but, when they explain this to one of their school pals, she has quite a surprising response.
Oh man…
Prof’s face says it all, we think.
18) The Angry Beavers: All that wrestling fun
Ah, remember how those beavers would wrestle?
We didn’t either, to be honest.
And, now that we see it, we’re not sure that’s what they were really up to in the first place…
19) The Rugrats: That circumcision reveal…
Remember this circumcision joke in The Rugrats?
They kept it subtle, we’ll give em that!
20) The Rugrats: Time for some ‘male bonding’
Remember when Howard DeVille - aka Phil ’n’ Lil’s dad - went off to enjoy some male bonding?
Stu certainly had his own ideas about what was going on:
Was the gesture REALLY necessary, Stu?!
21) Aladdin: Let’s talk about sex…
Or, at least, skirt around the subject a bit…
Naughty Genie!
22) Fairly Odd Parents: Where are you going, kid?
This one needs no words, really:
We knew he wanted those paper towels for a PERFECTLY INNOCENT REASON - but those adults sure didn’t…
23) Rocko’s Modern Life: Spanking the monkey
An innocent childhood game?
Sure.
It’s also slang for masturbation, mind you.
24) Rocko’s Modern Life: Heifer’s milk
They milk cows all the time, sure…
Only Heifer is a bull, not a cow.
So what exactly are they milking?
Best we all pretend this never happened…
25) Spongebob Squarepants: Where’s the coin slot?
"I can't find the coin slot. Here it is!"
We wonder what body part could resemble a coin slot…?
Hmm, a mystery that shall remain unsolved forever.
Although that seahorse reacted mighty strongly, didn’t he?
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