Matthew Wright couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery
He tried, didn't he? He tried to unleash his inner Jeremy Kyle and keep them all under control - but they could smell his fear. The wide eyes, the panicked movements, his constant babbling about how he knows Annabel Giles "from Down Under" - it wasn't happening.
In fact, he reminded us of this cat…
Please don't shout near Matthew Wright, okay? He scares easy.
The louder you shout, the more likely you are to win an argument
This woman had a point to make on the show. And she made it loudly:
"GIVE ME A JOB, INNIT? GIVE ME A JOB, INNIT? GIMME A JOOOOOOOOB!!!"
Preach on, pink-lipstick-wearing-lady.
Katie Hopkins points her finger too much
And Annabel Giles doesn't like it. Apparently finger pointing (literally) is as worthy of debate as the subject of benefits itself. We were very glad a good five minutes were wasted on that.
Katie will point where she likes, you know. SHE WILL POINT WHEREVER SHE LIKES.
Katie Hopkins was left with her babies when she was 2 weeks old
We know, it doesn't make any sense - but that's what she said.
"I was left with my babies when I was 2 weeks old."
How would that even…? It's just… it's just baffling. WE ARE BAFFLED BY YOU, HOPKINS!
Annabel Giles DID so make it as a model
So don't you dare say otherwise, Katie Hopkins.
Don't you dare.
White Dee is "the patron saint of druggies and drop outs"
We had no idea. Thanks for that image, Katie.
This guy really wants a mature debate about benefits
And is, obviously, in the wrong place entirely.
This is Channel 5's Big Benefits Row, y'know - you should be counting your lucky stars that you're not mud wrestling Katie Hopkins.
White Dee doesn't like being called White Dee
Check out that eye roll, guys. Her name's Deirdre Kelly, alright? Not White Dee.
Or, y'know, Hermione Granger...
Don't call Jack Monroe middle-class
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She really, really, REALLY doesn't like it.
David Cameron's family are slave owners
Apparently. According to some randomer at the back of the audience. Matthew Wright ran away in terror, back to the safety of the debate panel, so we never heard what she had to say.
Which is probably for the best, we suppose.
White Dee does SO wear a bra
We saw the strap. So everyone stop banging on about it, okay?
White Dee didn't think anybody would even WATCH Benefits Street
"I didn't really think anybody would watch it. I mean, I wouldn't watch a programme titled Benefits Street, y'know?"
How little she knows us...
Everyone hates Katie Hopkins
Seriously Katie, nobody wants to listen to you. When Matthew Wright attempted to take questions from the audience, they pretty much all revolved around the idea of "WHO ARE YOU KATIE HOPKINS? WHY ARE YOU HERE? WE HAAAAAATE YOU!!!"
Which we kind of expected, but it was still quite funny to see it play out on live television.
When a show is called The Big Benefits Row, don't expect anything too much
Random celebrity guests, a little light chanting, Katie Hopkins pointing her finger and utter, utter chaos.
Less than 1% of people are fraudulently claiming benefits
Did YOU watch The Big Benefits Row? What did you think of the show - did it debate a serious topic well or did it descend into utter madness? Let us know your thoughts in the Comments Box below, stat!