5:2 recipes: Amazing curry dishes

Just because you're on your fast day it doesn't mean you can't stull indulge in a delicious curry. Here are some amazing low calorie curry recipes.

Published on5th January 2015 at 9.19am

5:2 recipes: Amazing curry dishes

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Where?A 22-year-old's vaginaWhy?She said: "My mom told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her." What happened?The 22-year-old was brought to a hospital in Columbia after complaining of severe abdominal pains. After an examination, doctors quickly came to the root of the problem - almost literally - and were shocked to discover a potato was growing inside the woman's vagina. The offending root vegetable was removed without any need for surgery.

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Where?A 22-year-old's vaginaWhy?She said: "My mom told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her." What happened?The 22-year-old was brought to a hospital in Columbia after complaining of severe abdominal pains. After an examination, doctors quickly came to the root of the problem - almost literally - and were shocked to discover a potato was growing inside the woman's vagina. The offending root vegetable was removed without any need for surgery.

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Where?An 8-year-old's digestive systemWhy?The little girl had swallowed the 30 magnets and other small chunks of metal after presuming they were sweets. What happened?Magnets attract each other, and are specifically dangerous because their pull can destroy stomach lining and major organs, so the girl was forced to undergo major surgery.

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Where?An 8-year-old's digestive systemWhy?The little girl had swallowed the 30 magnets and other small chunks of metal after presuming they were sweets. What happened?Magnets attract each other, and are specifically dangerous because their pull can destroy stomach lining and major organs, so the girl was forced to undergo major surgery.

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Where?A lawyer's rectumWhy?He had pushed it so far up there that he was unable to remove it himself. What happened?Emergency room doctors had to sedate the 39-year-old man with spinal anaesthetic and remove the "rectal foreign body" with their bare (sterilised and gloved) hands. He was offered psychological counselling after the incident.

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Where?A lawyer's rectumWhy?He had pushed it so far up there that he was unable to remove it himself. What happened?Emergency room doctors had to sedate the 39-year-old man with spinal anaesthetic and remove the "rectal foreign body" with their bare (sterilised and gloved) hands. He was offered psychological counselling after the incident.

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Where?A lawyer's rectum (different lawyer, same idea)Why?The man claimed that he had been showering while on his phone, when he slipped and fell, landing heavily on it and causing it to become wedged in his backside. What happened?Doctors removed the phone surgically - and it's worth noting that, during the operation, the phone rang three times.

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Where?A lawyer's rectum (different lawyer, same idea)Why?The man claimed that he had been showering while on his phone, when he slipped and fell, landing heavily on it and causing it to become wedged in his backside. What happened?Doctors removed the phone surgically - and it's worth noting that, during the operation, the phone rang three times.

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Where?An anonymous man's anusWhy?He had shoved a vibrator too far up his bum and was too ashamed to go to the emergency room , so decided instead to fish it out himself with a pair of salad tongs. He failed. What happened?Doctors were eventually able to extract the tongs and vibrator - but, as this mishap took place in the USA, the procedure came at a hefty price. Double ouch.

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Where?An anonymous man's anusWhy?He had shoved a vibrator too far up his bum and was too ashamed to go to the emergency room , so decided instead to fish it out himself with a pair of salad tongs. He failed. What happened?Doctors were eventually able to extract the tongs and vibrator - but, as this mishap took place in the USA, the procedure came at a hefty price. Double ouch.

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Where?A WW2 veteran's rectumWhy?The man says he had terrible hemorrhoids, so used the LIVE artillery shell to push them up into his rectum. He pushed too far and the ammo became stuck. What happened?As it was LIVE ammunition, a bomb squad had to be brought in to the hospital to assist in the removal of the shell. Madness!

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Where?A WW2 veteran's rectumWhy?The man says he had terrible hemorrhoids, so used the LIVE artillery shell to push them up into his rectum. He pushed too far and the ammo became stuck. What happened?As it was LIVE ammunition, a bomb squad had to be brought in to the hospital to assist in the removal of the shell. Madness!

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Where?On an elderly man's left lungWhy?Doctors believe that Mr Sveden ate the pea at some point, but it "went down the wrong way" and sprouted. What happened?Ron Sveden had been battling emphysema for months when his condition deteriorated. He was steeling himself for a cancer diagnosis when X-rays revealed the growth in his lung - and doctors were able to remove it safely!

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Where?On an elderly man's left lungWhy?Doctors believe that Mr Sveden ate the pea at some point, but it "went down the wrong way" and sprouted. What happened?Ron Sveden had been battling emphysema for months when his condition deteriorated. He was steeling himself for a cancer diagnosis when X-rays revealed the growth in his lung - and doctors were able to remove it safely!

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Where?In a 52-year-old woman's stomachWhy?When she went in for her surgery, the woman told doctors: "I don't know why but I felt an urge to eat the silverware - I could not help myself." What happened?After turning up to hospital with a stomach ache, the woman was rushed into surgery and all the silverware was removed safely. Forking hell!

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Where?In a 52-year-old woman's stomachWhy?When she went in for her surgery, the woman told doctors: "I don't know why but I felt an urge to eat the silverware - I could not help myself." What happened?After turning up to hospital with a stomach ache, the woman was rushed into surgery and all the silverware was removed safely. Forking hell!

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Where?In a 60-year-old man's rectumWhy?Well, he said that 'thieves' shoved it up there. What happened?The man was constipated for days after the coco-cola bottle was inserted up there, so was eventually admitted to hospital. Doctors were forced to use forceps and a vacuum to remove the foreign body from hisu2026 well, from his body. Bottoms up, we guess!

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Where?In a 60-year-old man's rectumWhy?Well, he said that 'thieves' shoved it up there. What happened?The man was constipated for days after the coco-cola bottle was inserted up there, so was eventually admitted to hospital. Doctors were forced to use forceps and a vacuum to remove the foreign body from his… well, from his body. Bottoms up, we guess!

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Where?A place no toy would ever want to find himself - up someone's bumWhy?Guess. What happened?Doctors were able to surgically remove Buzz and set him back on his galactic mission - we're sure Star Command were pleased.

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Where?A place no toy would ever want to find himself - up someone's bumWhy?Guess. What happened?Doctors were able to surgically remove Buzz and set him back on his galactic mission - we're sure Star Command were pleased.

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