Rihanna doesn't want a lot for Christmas, because there is just one thing she needs. She doesn't even care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree - because she's got her heart set on something different.
And, by different, we mean that she wants nothing more than: "A big, trimmed d**k!"
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Hmm... we wonder if Santa will have room for that in his sack?
Either way, Rihanna is very much looking for love this festive season - and an oversized manhood isn't the only quality she's looking for in her man, either.
In fact, the 26-year-old - who has previously dated Chris Brown and Drake - also admitted her dream guy needs to be into domination in the bedroom.
She quipped: "Any man that tells me what to do is sexy!"
The Diamonds hitmaker is hoping to impress her potential suitor with her cooking skills, as the star revealed to the December issue of ELLE Magazine that if she wasn't a singer she would love to be a full-time wife - and considers herself to be a dab hand in the kitchen.
She added: "I'm a fun cook. My specialty is seafood, but I also make the sickest mac 'n' cheese you will ever taste."
Yum, sounds good to us!
While Rihanna reckons she'd love life as a housewife, she doesn't seem to be as interested in becoming a full-time mummy.
In fact, when asked about her worst fear, the singer - who shot to fame with Pon De Replay in 2005 - admitted straight-up that it's childbirth.
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Lucky she has her gorgeous little niece to cuddle up to while she gets over her fears, eh?