David Walliams has reportedly been left 'devastated' after his split from supermodel Lara Stone, but he has already had ladies throwing themselves at him.
Although when we say 'ladies', we mean… well, we just mean Josie Cunningham.
The controversial mother-of-three decided to offer her own personal brand of comfort to the Little Britain star (who is, strangely enough, following her on Twitter).
She wrote simply: "Check your DM'd babe @davidwalliams xx [sic]"
But, while she may have messaged the comedian privately, the content of her messages has since been made public… by none other than Josie herself.
Infuriated that some people had accused her of trying to sell her baby to David (yes, really), she posted a screenshot of the ACTUAL messages she'd sent to him onto Twitter.
They read: "Sorry to see you've split with your wife. If you ever need some no strings attached fun, then let me know!
"I may not be a Calvin Klein model, but I can go for hours!"
She added, as if her meaning had not been made clear: "I'd go down on you till my lips bled! I'm good at comforting…"
There are no words, really. No words at all.
As we can see from the above image, David has yet to respond to the 23-year-old's explicit messages, and something tells us he probably won't be anytime soon.
However, while David has firmly ignored Josie, he has tweeted his fans to reassure them that he will be continuing work as usual.
The Boy In The Dress author wrote: "The #WalliamsWhirlwind helicopter tour of schools for @WorldBookDayUK tomorrow will go ahead as planned so not to disappoint my young fans."
The dad-of-one also shared a photo of himself outside his helicopter, with a smile on his face.
We're glad to see that David is working so hard to make the dreams of his young fans come true.