Peter Andre has laughed off Rebekah Vardy's resurfaced comments about his "manhood" in the most perfect way.
Poor Pete, 44, was the subject of ridicule last week after comments made by footballer Jamie Vardy's wife Rebekah years ago resurfaced.
The mum-of-four, who is currently in the I'm A Celeb jungle, told the now-defunct News Of The World that Peter had been the "worst lover she ever had", that he "didn't attempt to satisfy her" - and even likened his manhood to a chipolata sausage.
And whilst a source close to Peter exclusively told Closer Magazine that the dad-of-four was completely "humiliated" and "embarrassed", he has now laughed off the comments in the most perfect way possible.
GALLERY: Peter Andre's most ADORABLE daddy moments
Peter Andre's most adorable daddy moments (slider)
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- That time he hit the red carpet with Harvey in matching outfits!
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- That time he made a REALLY colourful red carpet appearance with Katie and their boys
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- When he and Katie picked Harvey up from school in sunny LA
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- When he gave Junior a smooch on the way to lunch
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- That time Peter was piggy-in-the-middle between Harvey and Junior
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- When Peter carried Princess and Junior to the car following a hard day shopping!
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- That time Junior landed a smacker on him at a fete ud83dude18
8 of 23peter andre, school run
- When Peter picked Junior up from school in a snazzy military jacket!
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- That time he took Junior and Princess for a twirl around the ice skating ⛄ufe0f
10 of 23peter andre, princess, helter skelter
- And later took Princess for a whiz down Winter Wonderland's helter skelter!
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- When Peter took his prince and princess to live out their Disney fantasies
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- Carrying Junior on his shoulders as they left a busy day of filming
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- That time he geeked-out with Princess and Junior at the MR Peabody & Sherman 3D screening
14 of 23peter andre, emily macdonagh, amelia
- When he went into protective Peter mode to shelter Emily and baby Amelia from the rain
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- When he was #CoolDadGoals on a winter walk
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- Celebrating his birthday with his big girl
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- And it's clear he knows all the best dad jokes ud83eudd23
18 of 23peter andre beach amelia
- Building sandcastles with his little Amelia
19 of 23peter andre and junior selfie
- And EVERY selfie with his mini-me Junior!
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- Giving his children a tour of his beloved Cyprus
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- When he and Junior showed off their dance moves ud83dudc6f♂ufe0f
22 of 23peter andre, theo, cleaning
- That time he took 'multitasking to a new level' - his words!
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- That time he carried baby Theo on the front and Amelia on the back ud83dudcaa
Instead of trying to quash her comments, Peter has instead taken the higher road - using a hilarious image post on Instagram to literally laugh off the comments.
The picture, posted an hour ago, is of a man holding a giant sausage - and Pete has brilliantly captioned it: "Now that's a banger."
HA - you've got to admire the man's style!
Having already garnered over 1,000 likes, Pete's fans have rushed to the comments to share their delight, praising him for not rising to it.
One wrote: "Oh yes Pete it is a big one," whilst another added: "That's it Pete :) sticks and Stones."
Another person commented: "It's not the size it's the quality and i think you have all the qualities cos you are a lovely family man . What goes on in anybody's bedroom should stay in the bedroom."
Eek - I think we're getting into dangerous territory here...
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One fan got ballsy and brought his ex-wife Katie Price into the mix, writing: "Pricey doesn’t lie and she says u have a big one!"
Ahh, nothing like a penis joke to brighten the day, eh?
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