Ever wondered what it would sound like if Peter Andre rapped a song about his life to the tune of The Little Mermaid's Under The Sea?
Well, now you can wonder no longer, as that ultra-specific fantasy has become reality!
"I gave you Mysterious Girl, what more could you want from me? I gave you Insania, you have my apologies"
The 42-year-old appeared on Radio 1 with Matt Edmondson, who had written a hilarious spoof of Sebastian the crab's jam for Pete to sing on air.
And Peter, being the good sport that he is, was only to happy to oblige.
In the song, he played up to his good boy image, rapping: "Hello my name is Peter Andre, and I am a lovely guy.
"And even though I'm not in it, I'm plugging Disney on Ice.
"I gave you Mysterious Girl, what more could you want from me? I gave you Insania, you have my apologies.
"Peter Andre, Peter Andre, I have been chosen to sell food that's frozen, Peter Andre.
"I haven't aged in 20 years and I've been keeping off the beers. Look at my six pack, clearly I am stacked, Peter Andre."
Check out the song in full below:
He then goes on to rap about how there's no one hotter than wife-to-be Emily MacDonagh, how he looks VERY good in swimming shorts, and how much he loves his sons and daughters.
N'aww, is it bad we actually quite liked it? We might just have to listen to it again…
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