Taking to her weekly newspaper column today, the pregnant mother-of-three shared her own experience and advice with her fellow model.
‘It’s no secret that Kelly Brook and I haven’t exactly seen eye to eye in the past, but my heart really goes out to her this week,’ she began.
‘I really do know how she feels. Why? Because I once dated Danny Cipriani and know a bit about his way with women,’ she continued.
Katie, 35, and Kelly 33, previously fell out when Kelly joked that Katie’s new husband Kieran Haylor had a calendar of her on his wall, with Katie in return claiming that Danny had told her Kelly’s bedroom habits and he would never be faithful.
Talking about her experience with 25-year-old Danny, Katie- also known as Jordan- revealed:
‘One thing I just don’t get is why Danny is always referred to as a rugby HUNK.
‘In my experience he was a bit-erm- lean in the most obvious departments. That’s why I called him Danny Chipolata.’
Not pulling any punches, the columnist added:
‘He can no longer hit any of the right spots on the rugby field and he certainly can’t find them on a woman.’
Referring to her previous claims that Danny was still contacting her whilst he was with the Celebrity Juice panelist, she revealed:
‘But he sure likes to stay in touch, that’s for sure- even when he moves on to his next poor victim. My husband Kieran can vouch for that.’
Delivering a few final blows, she concluded:
‘Who wants a man who may look like a hulk on the outside but has small-man syndrome underneath?
‘He couldn’t put his tail between his legs even if he tried, so don’t expect any sort of meaningful apology any time soon, Kelly.’
Katie ended her sisterly rant with some final words of (comfort), advising:
‘One day, Chipolata will be nothing more than a bad memory of something on a deli counter.’