Speaking in her column in The Sun, Katie Hopkins said: "Little Miss Perfect has been forced to admit she is not so perfect after all — while keeping up a full smarm offensive.
"Sitting in the Bahamas with their kids Apple and Moses, Gwynnie and Coldplay Bloke would like us to know they are “consciously uncoupled” but still love each other as friends.
"What utter rot!"
The 38-year-old rent-a-gob, who separated from her first husband shortly after the birth of their second daughter Poppy, went on to reveal that "in the real world" most divorced couples would "happily hire a hit man to take out a partner we were leaving".
She added: "Pretending you like each other, for the children’s sake, is spineless.
"I suspect Apple and Moses knew the game was up long ago.
"Kids are way more resilient than we give them credit for. Apple will not crumble. Moses will not turn into a basket case."
However Katie ends on a (shockingly) positive note, telling women to burn their divorce papers and remember that they "are single, honest and braver" than they give themselves credit for.
"You are not uncoupled. Nor are you a divorcee — remove that word from your life.
"Get out there and have fun."