And for that, we are eternally grateful - because without it we would never have been able to witness the brilliance that is the following video.
Made to promote Volvic Touch of Tropical Fruit flavour, the couple go on a bizarre 'tropical' adventure which involves singing, dancing, sandcastle building, paddling pools and a ukulele
There is not much we can say other than please watch this, and then share it with everyone you know so they can be as happy as we are.