There isn't anyone who knows how to play the reality TV game quit like former TOWIE star, Joey Essex.
He started on The Only Way is Essex over a decade ago and has appeared on every other TV show (I'm A Celeb, Celebs Go Dating and Celebrity Ex on The Beach, just to name a few) since then. More recently he was one of the first ever celebs to take part in Love Island.
After just missing out on the final alongside his fellow Love Island 2024 bombshell, Jessy Potts, Joey has now returned to his normal life outside of the dating show – well, as normal as Joey Essex's life is.
One of his first stops since being back in the real world was to take part in a glam photoshoot alongside Jessy in his boujee AF Essex home and here we were thinking the reality TV icon had jumped ship to Dubai.
Over the years he's let multiple TV shows into his abode, including MTV Cribs and ITV's Through The Keyhole.
Just last week, OK! took snaps of Joey's home and had a chat with him in the million pound mansion, which, by the way, has a statue of a DRAGON by the pool as well as five bedrooms, three bathrooms and a basketball court.
But it turns out that Joey may well be moving stateside like his cousins, theSims siblings did and we would LOVE to see what he would do with a Malibu mansion. Opening up about the rumour Joey is set to appear on Selling Sunset he revealed, "I don’t know if I can say too much about that, but it sounds great. There are lots of opportunities there – I’d love to make something happen in America."
Joey Essex's hallway
Joey's entrance is spacious and minimal, with just a few trees dotted around. Are they fake? We couldn't tell you, but we're loving the white walls to make everything brighter.
Joey Essex kitchen
Joey's kitchen is huge. He has a massive island in the middle, two fridges - one for the usual stuff, the other for alcohol - and we're loving the poster on the wall.
Joey Essex's THREE dressing rooms
You read that right, he has three dressing rooms. One actual dressing room, another in his spare room and then one more off his HUGE bedroom.
Being into fashion (like Joey) means that you need space to store all of your bucket hats and white t-shirts. There's not just clothes and shows in his dressing rooms, you can also find his I'm A Celebrity hat and rucksack on display.
Joey Essex's bedroom
There's two bedrooms that Joey has shown to the world - his main bedroom and his spare bedroom.
If you're a TOWIE fan you might recognise the personalised black bed frame that was seen in the show.
Joey's main bedroom is a bit more relaxed, with a blue velvet bed and black wallpaper.
Hi ensuite bathroom is more of the same, simple and minimalistic. Look at the size of that shower. There's also plenty of mirrors dotted around Joey's gaffe.
Joey Essex garden
Now, Joey has definitely worked incredibly hard on making his garden special - it looks like something straight out of an Ibiza pool party.
There's a small pool surrounded by a patio, a hot tub, a staircase, palm trees galore and even statues of an elephant and giraffe.
There's even a day bed near the pool, giving off all the Love Island vibes. We bet Joey hosts the best pool parties in the summer.
Joey Essex's 'drive in' garage
As you saw at the front of Joey's house, he's got a garage attached to the house as well as a HUGE driveway where he keeps all his cars. However, Joey's beloved Lamborghini is parked in the garage, where there's also a 'drive in cinema'. Yes really.
Friends and potential dates of Joey's can have a special experience in his garage as there's a massive telly on the wall. How's that for a drive in?
Joey Essex's living room
More velvet and more plants, Joey's living rooms is super cosy, with wooden floors, a huge cream sofa and panelled cream walls. Keeping it monochrome, his cushions are black and white and scattered all over the HUGE sofa.
