Jodie Marsh posts EYE-WATERING info about her new man’s penis 🍆🍆

Jodie dated Calum best when they were both at their greasy, mid-naughties best, although he wan't a one woman kind of man and seemed to have bedded most of the D-list back then.

To his credit, over the years Calum, son of pro footballer George, has reinvented himself as one of TV's sweetest gents, much to the delight of his mum (who even joined him in the Celebrity Big Brother house in 2015).

She then dated this guy, who may or may not be Gaz Beadle (jury is still out).

In 2005, Jodie dated nightclub owner and former bodyguard to Westlife Fran Cosgrave, who's exes included Atomic Kitten's Natasha Hamilton, and was even briefly pregnant by him.

Fran actually won the first ever series of Love Island back in 2005 alongside Jayne Middlemiss, and now works as an international DJ alongside spending lots of time in the gym and posing alongside flashy cars.

The same year, Jodie hooked up with Blazin' Squad singer Kenzie, who spilled all the sordid details of their passionate fling with the now defunct News of the World."Jodie definitely taught me a few things, being an older woman," he said. She introduced me to new pleasures and all kinds of different positions."

Real name James, Kenzie is now a fitness model and competitive body builder (wonder where he got the inspo) who last year competed on the Ninja Warrior UK course. He's also a dad.

Jodie and OG TOWIE star Kirk enjoyed a long friendship before things started to get flirty, but reportedly turned sour when Jodie refused to "give it up" after two weeks. Despite posing for some VERY raunchy photos together for now defunct lad mags, Kirk then denied they'd every been romantic.

Deciding that the reality life wasn't for him, Kirk quit TOWIE after just a few seasons and now lives a simple life as a PT and stay-at-home dad to son Harry and a little dog.

After meeting through their mutual pal Kirk Norcross, disgraced X-Factor finalist Frankie sold a story to the Sun where he claimed he had performed a sexual act on Jodie – who furiously denied the allegations and branded him a "little rat".

During the same interview Frankie complained that he was "too famous to get a job", although does seem to have been made an honest man out of by his new wife Bianca and their newborn son.

Jodie married civilian James Placido after a whirlwind romance – a relationship she famously broke her celibacy for. After their messy divorce she claimed he stole money from her and pressured her into sex.

Just months after their split, James got engaged to a Jodie lookalike called Brooke and they married in April last year.

Over Christmas 2018, Jodie got together with alleged Netflix film producer Wayne Lennox, but their whirlwind romance lasted just a couple of months after she accused him of committing an "unforgivable act".