The 38-year-old insisted he’s almost completely happy with himself – but he wants to get rid of his man boobs.
Writing in his new book, EastEnders actor Danny said: “The only thing I would have done is my t**s, which have arrived recently, my little man cups.
“I don’t mind having a couple of chins, I don’t mind having a bit of an a**e on me or having a belly.
“Don’t give me a pair of ts, please. Anything but ts.”
Danny – who plays Mick Carter in the BBC One soap – also questioned the ‘changes’ happening to his body.
He continued: “What happened? Years ago men didn’t have t**s. Is is the processed food we eat nowadays?”
The hard man admitted he understands there’s more pressure on women to look good.
He added: “I don’t see why they should bother, though. I’ve said before, my fiancee Jo is my perfect woman. I love her however she looks.”
Danny Dyer: Life Lessons from the East End is out now.