Closer’s columnist Nicola Mclean: ‘Josie would do well on I’m A Celeb..she’s used to balls in her mouth’

This has been the week of celebrity babies, and I have to share my thoughts on Josie Cunningham..

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by Jessica Anais Rach |
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It would be really harsh of me to give my exact opinions on Josie Cunningham (it offends me just typing her name), when she has literally just had a baby, so I'll keep this as tame as I can.

I think she's trash.

The way she talked publicly about terminating her unborn baby, plus saying that she smoked and drank in pregnancy just to get press is awful. The fact that she claims she was conned into believing someone was a premiership footballer and that's why she slept with him is just laughable.

She must be thick as.....actually I can't think of a good analogy, I think the new saying should be 'as thick as Josie Cunningham.'

I don't think she deserves a place on a show like I'm a Celeb, but let's be honest, if she did go on she would be brilliant at eating the testicles as she's clearly had a lot of balls in her mouth over the years!!

Me getting fitted for a photo shoot!
Me getting fitted for a photo shoot!

Holly Willoughby and Mila Kunis have both had their babies this week and I bet they're gorgeous.

I love the name Chester that Holly has given her little boy. All these babies are making me so broody and with Striker, my youngest, at school full time now, there's nothing I want more than another baby to take care of and love.

I swear I can hear my biological clock ticking

Sadly, that isn't something that's going to happen any time soon.

I have to give a mention to Kelly Brook who is fast becoming my absolute idol.

Not only is she hot, but I love that she reportedly doesn't hold back on contacting slags, as well as putting the men in their place too. We all know it always takes two to tango.

The alleged text messages that she sent to the 'other' womanwere amazing and I totally understand why she would do that. I think everyone knows that I even had a similar phone conversation when I was in her situation.

People say it's best to act dignified but it's almost impossible when you're heartbroken. Keep your head up Kelly, guys must be queuing up to date you!

I loved Ed Sheeran's performance!

On Monday night I went to see Ed Sheeran at The Roundhouse in Camden Town with my sister. He is unbelievably talented and definitely the best performer I have ever seen live. You have to go and see him if you get the chance.

I also took the boys to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles screening, which they both loved and I have to admit that I did too.

I'm appearing at Nubar in Essex this weekend and becoming rather partial to a bit of Essex nightlife.

My partner in crime, Aisleyne, is coming to party with me again as no night is complete without her! Like all girls I can't decide what to wear, I've got two fab outfits lined up so will just have to decide last minute. I'm going to try not to get too drunk as it took me a week to recover from my Birthday weekend, but as you all know I can't resist a glass (bottle) of fizz!!

Have a lovely week! Nicola xx

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