From Bondster Daniel Craig to Channing Tatum in Magic Mike: The toned celebrity torsos that made us miss the movie

It's not just the men that get to swoon over the likes of Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba, us women are entitled to pervy moments too..

by Jessica Anais Rach |

Published on9th October 2013 at 2.12pm

From Bondster Daniel Craig to Channing Tatum in Magic Mike: The toned celebrity torsos that made us miss the movie

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Russian man Grigory Toporov was fed up of his wife making fun of him for having a small penis. The 47-year-old decided to have a plastic prosthetic penis fitted so that he could perform to her bedroom expectations. After a ‘marathon’ of wild sex, the penis extension broke and ruined the moment slightly. This was the last straw for Grigory’s wife, who consequently filed for divorce. He later said: ‘I told her I would get a new one but she wasn't having any of it. She said she was fed up with my failures in bed and wants a divorce.’

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A couple from Maryland attempted to design their own makeshift vibrator by attaching a dildo onto a saber saw! As you could probably guess, this didn’t end well… According to reports ‘he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.’ The poor lady, who was bleeding profusely, was rushed to hospital. Bit of a mood killer!

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A married couple in their 50s decided to try out some new sex positions after purchasing a copy of the Kama Sutra. They settled on trying out a position called ‘the deck chair’ which involves ‘the woman drawing up her knees so her feet are jammed under her partner's armpits.’ The couple unfortunately got stuck in that position when one of them started climaxing and their muscles started spasming. They were forced to seek help and call an ambulance. When the medics arrived they said: ‘We couldn't help laughing looking at them. The two lovers, who were not young at all, were in such a complicated position!’

A priest was rushed to hospital after a potato u2018accidently’ got stuck in his bottom. The priest, who was in his 50s, said he was hanging curtains (naked) when he accidently fell back onto his kitchen table and landed on the potato.The doctor who treated him said: u2018He explained to me, quite sincerely... but it's not for me to question his story.’ He had to undergo surgery to remove the potato, maintaining all along it was an innocent accident, not a sexual experiment gone wrong.

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A priest was rushed to hospital after a potato ‘accidently’ got stuck in his bottom. The priest, who was in his 50s, said he was hanging curtains (naked) when he accidently fell back onto his kitchen table and landed on the potato.The doctor who treated him said: ‘He explained to me, quite sincerely... but it's not for me to question his story.’ He had to undergo surgery to remove the potato, maintaining all along it was an innocent accident, not a sexual experiment gone wrong.

An American doctor wrote a case study about a 20-year-old male patient who had been u2018fooling around’ with his partner when they decided to mix some cement and find a funnel. You can probably guess where this is goingu2026 The doctor wrote: u2018After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45-degree angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care.’ Yikes!

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An American doctor wrote a case study about a 20-year-old male patient who had been ‘fooling around’ with his partner when they decided to mix some cement and find a funnel. You can probably guess where this is going… The doctor wrote: ‘After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45-degree angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care.’ Yikes!

24-year-old Amanda Flowers was left with a strange sexual injuryu2026 after using the Wii Fit board! Now the slightest vibration leaves Amanda aroused. She sought medical attention and was diagnosed with u2018persistent sexual arousal syndrome.’ Amanda described her symptoms to a UK tabloid: u2018It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.u2019

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24-year-old Amanda Flowers was left with a strange sexual injury… after using the Wii Fit board! Now the slightest vibration leaves Amanda aroused. She sought medical attention and was diagnosed with ‘persistent sexual arousal syndrome.’ Amanda described her symptoms to a UK tabloid: ‘It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.’

If you have a cat, you might want to lock them out the bedroom when your wanting some u2018alone’ time with your partner. Apparently, Cats are a cause of minor sex injuries by attacking their owners when theyu2019re getting down and dirty. Make sure you that moggy is FAR, FAR away from the action.

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If you have a cat, you might want to lock them out the bedroom when your wanting some ‘alone’ time with your partner. Apparently, Cats are a cause of minor sex injuries by attacking their owners when they’re getting down and dirty. Make sure you that moggy is FAR, FAR away from the action.

If you have a cat, you might want to lock them out the bedroom when your wanting some ‘alone’ time with your partner. Apparently, Cats are a cause of minor sex injuries by attacking their owners when they’re getting down and dirty. Make sure you that moggy is FAR, FAR away from the action

For many women, achieving orgasm with a partner can tricky, but it certainly isnu2019t for this womenu2026 A woman named Liz was forced to go to hospital when her orgasm lasted for over 3 hours! Liz tried to treat herself, saying: u2018I started trying to drink wine to see if that would calm down my system. I tried just about every possible thing I could do to stop having an orgasm.u2019

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For many women, achieving orgasm with a partner can tricky, but it certainly isn’t for this women… A woman named Liz was forced to go to hospital when her orgasm lasted for over 3 hours! Liz tried to treat herself, saying: ‘I started trying to drink wine to see if that would calm down my system. I tried just about every possible thing I could do to stop having an orgasm.’

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An Irish man had to undergo treatment after he was left with an erection that lasted for SEVEN WEEKS. The competitive cyclist reportedly got the erection after a bike accident. The 22-year-old medical student had to hide the erection for a whole 5 weeks before going to hospital.

An Irish man had to undergo treatment after he was left with an erection that lasted for SEVEN WEEKS. The competitive cyclist reportedly got the erection after a bike accident. The 22-year-old medical student had to hide the erection for a whole 5 weeks before going to hospital