The footballer took to Twitter in a question and answer session with fans.
One follower asked former Mr Cheryl Cole if he hoped to reconcile with the petite pop star.
He wrote in reply: ‘Maybe she could be the big box I have at my house, lol just going to jump out.’
He then revealed his true Christmas wish, which included a new car and (randomly) a raspberry slush puppy.
He continued to answer fans questions, saying that he wished for all the loved ones that he had lost to return to him for Christmas, perhaps revealing some regret over his failed marriage to the former X Factor judge.
Cheryl Cole left husband Ashley following reports that the footballer had cheated on his wife on several occasion but since the split Cheryl has admitted that she keeps in touch with her ex-husband.
The women in question then sold their stories to tabloids causing a media frenzy. Something tells us that Ashley won’t be getting what he wants for Christmas this year!