What’s your favourite thing about Christmas dinner?
Mint sauce – I lavish it on everything! But I love pulling the crackers and putting the stupid hats on.
What are you plans for this Christmas?
To have my family over to my house, as I have the last two years. It’s literally 22 people plus and it’s a lot of hard work but at the end of it we’re all together and it’s a really happy place.
Closer's Jack with Aisleyne and her bestie Nicola McLean
What’s your ideal Christmas gift?
A few pairs of Louboutins and a nice big penis.
Are you cooking Christmas dinner?
I am – I cook everything, the whole trimmings, the turkey, everything. My nan helps with the turkey because I don’t know how many hours it i