Blonde Versus Brunette from Reese Witherspoon to Britney Spears

Nothing can beat Todd Carty sailing off the rink in a whirl of arms and legs. NOTHING, we say

Poor old Natalia Pestova had to handle a LOT of bumps when she was partnered with David Seaman. The less said about that unfortunate headbanger incident the better (she needed stitches in her chin - ouch!), but we still get the giggles watching the goalie's face as he realises that he AND Natalia are going down

Oona King totally took the blame for professional dancer Mark Hanretty dislocating his shoulder, which was big of her

Oh Andi. You were on the ice for mere moments before this happened, but at least you styles it out. Maybe this graceful tumble can become an official new Dancing On Ice move, yeah? They could call it The Andi

Snap! Remember when, during the rehearsals for their Austin Powers routine, Kyran Bracken and Melanie Campbell took a tumble on the ice? At least they got it out of the way before the big show

We particularly admire the fact that, despite her celebrity partner needing a nap midway through the routine, Frankie Poultney soldiered on alone

The first time we saw blood on the ice wasn't after a dramatic fall, it was after the ultra-flexible Jennifer Ellison kicked herself in the head. We're serious. Just one over-enthusiastic Scorpion Kick and BAM! You've got a bleeding head, a very strong desire to lie down and an embarrassing video that will follow you around forever more..

… but at least Jennifer only kicked HERSELF with those super-sharp blades. Poor Jorgie Porter probably felt far worse when she sliced up Matt Evers little face

Despite being the victim of a high-powered Jorgie kick, Matt Evers doesn't have a squeaky clean record himself. Remember when he dropped Suzanne Shaw? DO YOU?! We do. And we have a photo to remind us about it, too

An accident of a very different kind, remember the horribly awkward moment when Pamela Anderson's famous boob made a bid for freedom during a live routine? We're not sure which is worse; that Matt is staring downwards so very intently, or the blingin' silver nipple thing ol' Pammie's got going on

Hollyoaks actor and 2011 winner Sam Attawater was just as famous for his way with the ladies as he was for his prowess on the ice. Sadly, when two female skaters collapsed onto him during rehearsals, Sam found himself with sprained the muscles, aching ribs and a new fear of the fairer sex. Bless him

The headbanger move is dangerous. Need proof? Just ask Bonnie Langford. Or, if she's too busy crying over her VERY sore head, just take a look at her face; it says more than words ever could

"Another group auditioned for me. They were called Westlife. When they first came along they were the ugliest boy band in the world. Seriously, like you couldn't get uglier

"I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying. She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer

“A revolution? He’s getting $10million (£6million) a movie. I mean come on! Well give your money back then, Russell. I always say that about people. Start off as you mean to go on. Donate all the money back to the revolution and then I’ll believe it. I’m living in a $10 million mansion and I want a revolution? Give me a break

“To me if you look in the dictionary under diva it says see Mariah Carey

“If you only ever heard Lady Gaga, she’s the most boring singer in the world. You’ve got to see her – you need TV. Same with Beyoncé. Or Katy Perry. We’re all about image. You have to have that X Factor

On her 2007 MTV VMA performance: “If I had been looking after Britney I'd have taken one look at her in rehearsals and I wouldn't have allowed her on stage. The problem she has now is that she could have killed her career. It's difficult to come back from that performance, for a while at least

“He was horrible, ungrateful and totally selfish. He just wouldn’t listen

After Piers Tweeted Simon to say his show was getting more viewers that X Factor US, he replied: “@piersmorgan look up the word deluded in your dictionary

“This is somebody who charges what, a million dollars a private gig? Two million dollars, you know? I don't know whether he's concerned about himself, maybe he is. And I always want to say to them, ‘I tell you what, you just made a million dollars off your last private gig. Go and give it to a bunch of young musicians you care about, put them in the studio. Go and nurture them. Go and spend some time looking after them. Then I’ll buy your argument.’ They’re only worried about themselves

“I read Martin Gore [of band Depeche Mode] wants to shoot me. Do you realise how weird and stupid that makes you. Go and watch the news