The man, who was apparently named Bobo, listed six reasons why he felt the relationship needed to end.
Number three is, by far, our favourite.
It reads:
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You refuse to update your relationship status on Facebook
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You won't include me in things like the wedding this weekend. I should have been the one to escort you
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You are rude to my cat and that makes me feel uncomfortable
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You do not share your time equally and by now your boyfriend should be taking priority
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Your swearing is very unladylike
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You won't disclose how many sexual partners you have had which makes me think it is upwards of 3 and anything more than this is unacceptable
Let's just refresh; she was rude to his cat. His CAT!
Obviously a dealbreaker in any relationship, as we're sure you'll agree.
PREGNANT WOMAN ASKS FACEBOOK FOR HELP: 'COULD THIS BE MY HORSE'S BABY?'
Considering they dated for almost two months, this guy has worked REALLY hard to come up with almost as many reasons to end things with this girl than weeks they were together.
Whatever. Good luck Bobo, we hope that one day you find a woman who doesn't swear, have sex, is a Facebook over-sharer, prioritises you above all else, and who's comfortable around your cat.
COULD THIS BE THE MOST INAPPROPRIATELY HILARIOUS DRAWING A CHILD HAS EVER DONE?
FYI Bobo: Cats take after their owners. We bet that cat didn't deserve a single second of your (lucky) ex's time either.