Brides get cheap veils and L plates on their hen dos, whereas grooms?
Well, grooms get utterly humiliated when they head out for their stag night.
This particular groom was innocently passing through airport security as he and his stags headed home from a weekend away.
We imagine he probably thought he was safe at this point - after all, the stag do was over, right?
Wrong; the stag do ain't over until the stags say it is.
This video, filmed on a shaky phone camera, starts with a group of Brits giggling uncontrollably as security delve through the tired-looking groom's bag.
Eventually, after emptying almost everything out, he finds what he's looking for.
A bottle of water… with a dildo strapped to it.
Cue the groom's horror:
Bravo, stags - bravo.
However it seems as if they MAY be left out of pocket, as the culprit can be heard pleading with security after the dildo is discovered.
‘Hey, I want that back – I paid good money for that.’
The heart wants what it wants, we guess…
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