Man calls police over ‘abnormally long’ fox sex

A pensioner made a flustered call to the emergency services, after he overheard foxes having sex in his garden.

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by Ellie Hooper |
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While this is nothing out of the ordinary for most garden owners, Pete Komoll, 68, thought something was amiss, when the union seemed to go on for longer than usual.

‘I thought the animals had got stuck together and they might injure themselves permanently,’ said Peter.

Foxes are known for their loud love-making
Foxes are known for their loud love-making

‘But the police weren’t in the slightest bit interested.’

The man was told to stop wasting police time, and advised to call a forester if needs be.

According to animal experts foxes have sex for about 20 minutes because the male’s semen is slow moving.

‘Whilst they are having sex, the male penis expands to stop them separating before ejactulation’ said the expert.

Grim.

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