The superstar took part in The AMA- ask me anything- and submitted herself to her fans’ questions.
The web chat revealed that Madonna will talk about literally anything and is actually quite funny!
Madonna on… religion, sexuality and politics
Would you ever fight and talk about LGBT rights in Africa?
Madonna: Of course and I have. I made a statement about the law in Malawi for people being arrested and sent to jail for being gay.
What should religion and politics do to help world peace?
M: Not get involved with one another. Separate church and state.
Have you ever considered going into politics?
M: I have gone into politics. My work is political.
Have you ever considered studying any more religions?
M: I am studying the Quran.
Madonna on… her work
Which music video was your favouite to make?
M: Justify My Love in Paris.
What’s the first thing that comes into your mind when you enter a stage to a roaring crowd?
M: What city am I in again? And then… breathe…
What is the quintessential Madonna album according to you?
M: Ray of Light.
Is there a new album coming in 2014?
M: There might be… my creative juices are flowing
No questions. Just saying thanks for being so f_ing bada_.
Thanks for noticing.
Madonna on… life
What is the most embarrassing moment of your life?
M: There’s so many. When I went out of stage and said hello to the wrong city. Sleep deprivation.
What’s your favourite method of procrastination?
Plucking my eyebrows
What’s your favourite dessert?
M: A lemon tart or the rose lychee macaroon cake from LA Duree
Why do you not have a pet at home?
I have a fish and some cockroaches
Where should I put these hydrangeas?
Up your a**
What is the best present you got for your Bday?
M: I got a bong in the shape of a penis.
How do you calm down when you’re angry?
I don’t. It’s a hot mess.
Madonna on… men and dating
If you decide to write a book for women, what is the first subject that comes to mind?
M: Don’t give a man what he doesn’t give you first
What is the last dream you remember that you’re willing to share?
M: Brad Pitt and I were living together and there was a small blonde child in the bed. Sorry Angelina, it was only a dream.
You’re coming over for dinner. What the hell do I make?
Make me a dirty martini
Can you name one gay guy you wish you could turn straight?
Frank Ocean.
If you were a gay man, would you be a top or a bottom?
I am a gay man
Will you be my boo?
Send photo
What famous woman would you want to kiss?
Dead or alive? Send photo
What do I need to do to make you go on a date with me?
Send photo
Madonna on… everything else
If I twerk for you, would you twerk for me?
M: Send photo
Is your publicist or intern typing everything for you? Be honest.
M: My housekeeper. I’m vacuuming and the housekeeper is typing
What mood are you in right now?
M: Feeling pulled in a million directions
Where do you keep your award trophies?
M: I don’t. They’re in my award closet.
Do you ever think of writing an autobiography?
M: Yup. But I feel I need to live more of my life.
Is it true that Rocco will release an album?
M: He wishes! Just need to get him thru the 8th grade right now. Get him to do his math homework.