Jordan is not known for her soft approach when it comes to judging other women’s bodies.
First she ruffled a few feathers after she called Kelly Brook a heifer, then she confused us all, when she went on to say that Abbey Clancy needed to eat a burger.
Writing in her weekly newspaper column, the 34-year-old said:
“It will come as no shock to anyone who reads my weekly ramblings to know I have come in for a bit of flak recently.”
“Why? Because of two women called Kelly and Abbey.”
“I got stick for calling one a heifer, while my Twitter account went crazy after I dared suggest that Abbey Clancy was the opposite…”
I have never claimed that I am beautiful or natural'
“I’d like to clarify one thing. I have never claimed that I am beautiful or natural. Quite the opposite in fact – I’m always making jokes about looking like a dog.”
“People slagging me off doesn’t bother me. But I’d like to set the record straight once and for all on what I think makes other women beautiful.”
The model, who recently married third husband Kieran Hayler, added: “I like all kinds of body shapes, colours of skin and – most importantly – vibrant personalities.”
'I like all kinds of body shapes'
Jordan- also known as Katie Price- goes on to list her top ten women- but not before adding: “Kelly Brook isn’t on the list… but Abbey Clancy IS”.
Passing the ‘Pricey test’ and coming in at number 1, is Irina Shayk, Christiano Ronaldo’s Russian girlfriend. Jordan describes her as ‘classy, stunning and exotic’.
The runner-up goes to Adriana Lima. The Brazilian model has the ‘full package’ and one of the ‘fittest bodies around’.
Number 3 on the list is Anna Nicole Smith, because she ‘was a bigger girl who had real sex appeal’.
Jessica Alba reaches number 5, as she is the ‘girl-next-door who looks stunning after having two kids’.
Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio gets number 6, with the ‘most beautiful face ever’.
Jennifer Nicole Lee nabs the number 7 spot, due to being an ‘inspirational bigger girl who got herself into shape’.
‘Swedish class act’ Victoria Silvstedt comes in at number 8.
Louise Glover at number 9 is simply described as ‘gorgeous, gorgeous.. and gorgeous’.